20 Quotes about Lazy Person

I always choose lazy person to do a difficult job.
Because he will find an easy way to do it.

I am not lazy.
I am on energy saving mode.

Lazy rule:
Can’t reach it.
Don’t need it.

I’m too lazy to stop being lazy.

Sorry. I can’t today.
My sister’s friend’s mother’s grandpa’s brother’s grandson’s uncle’s fish died.
And yes, it was tragic.

Lazy is a very strong word.
I like to call it “selective” participation.

I’m not lazy.
I just enjoy doing nothing.

Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting
before you get tired.

I’m not lazy.
I’m just conserving energy.

If I won the award for laziness,
I would send somebody to pick it up for me.

My laziness is exactly as the number 8.
If it lays down, it becomes infinite.

There may be no excuse for laziness,
but I’m still looking.

I like the word “indolence”.
It makes my laziness seems classy.

I used to be smart,
then I got lazy.

I’m super lazy today.
It’s like normal lazy.
But I’m wearing a cape.

I’ll stop being so lazy
when being so lazy
stops being so awesome.

There is no such thing as a lazy person.
He is either sick or uninspired.

Rabbits jump and they live for 8 years.
Dogs run and they live for 15 years.
Turtles do nothing and live for 150 years.
Lesson learned.

I declare myself the new ambassador for lazy.

Lazy people always work harder than anyone else.
They’re so eager to get through and lie down again.

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