I
always choose lazy person to do a difficult job.
Because
he will find an easy way to do it.
I am
not lazy.
I am
on energy saving mode.
Lazy
rule:
Can’t
reach it.
Don’t
need it.
I’m
too lazy to stop being lazy.
Sorry.
I can’t today.
My
sister’s friend’s mother’s grandpa’s brother’s grandson’s uncle’s fish died.
And
yes, it was tragic.
Lazy
is a very strong word.
I like
to call it “selective” participation.
I’m
not lazy.
I just
enjoy doing nothing.
Laziness
is nothing more than the habit of resting
before
you get tired.
I’m
not lazy.
I’m
just conserving energy.
If I
won the award for laziness,
I
would send somebody to pick it up for me.
My
laziness is exactly as the number 8.
If it
lays down, it becomes infinite.
There
may be no excuse for laziness,
but
I’m still looking.
I like
the word “indolence”.
It
makes my laziness seems classy.
I used
to be smart,
then I
got lazy.
I’m
super lazy today.
It’s
like normal lazy.
But
I’m wearing a cape.
I’ll
stop being so lazy
when
being so lazy
stops
being so awesome.
There
is no such thing as a lazy person.
He is
either sick or uninspired.
Rabbits
jump and they live for 8 years.
Dogs
run and they live for 15 years.
Turtles
do nothing and live for 150 years.
Lesson
learned.
I declare myself the new ambassador for lazy.
Lazy
people always work harder than anyone else.
They’re
so eager to get through and lie down again.
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